Sqeezing Lemons

Kiddush Club | Comment

Spike Those Lemons That Life Delivered

By admin August 2011

The dog days of summer are upon us and the best way to beat the heat — while maintaining good standing in the Kiddush Club — is to combine an iconic summer drink with the KC’s

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Freedom

The Gina Monologues | Comment

It’s Your Independence Day Baby

By Gina Volpe July 2011

The Fourth of July is nigh, which means it’s the season for pounding back hot dogs, boozing on boats and celebrating the spirit of Independence Day by dumping your crappy boyfriend

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American Flag

Kiddush Club | Comment

Our Country Tis of Thee Best Drinks

By admin July 2011

What better reason to throw a party than our nation’s birthday? You know, there’s a reason our Founding Fathers signed the Declaration of Independence in July … a backyard

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Scallion 1

The Scallion | Comment

Michigan House OKs Gun Bill for Toddlers

By Drew P. Hodensack July 2011

LANSING — Ceding to the clamor of prepubescent bloodlust, the Michigan House of Representatives recently passed legislation allowing children under the age of 6 to carry a concealed

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LaFemmeDJing

Magnum Opus | Comment

It’s True Boys The Girl’s Got Groove

By Pamela A. Zinkosky July 2011

Jenny Feterovich, alias DJ Jenny LaFemme, is used to being the minority. In 1989, when she was 14, her family fled anti-Semitism in Moscow and settled in suburban Detroit.
As

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Gina - weird uncle

The Gina Monologues | Comment

Five Key Demographics Who Support Medical Marijuana

By Gina Volpe June 2011

Everyone knows the kind of person who opposes medical marijuana (hint: sounds like ZUZZKILL), but who can be counted on to support the cause? Here are the five prototypes whose

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Ketel1.75

Kiddush Club | Comment

Vodka: Dear Little Water

By admin June 2011

Here’s the thing about vodka: With a history that dates as far back as the 13th century and spread throughout Eastern Europe, it’s tough to nail down an exact lineage; and

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Magnum Opus2

Magnum Opus | Comment

How an Aspiring Author Caught a Break — Two of Them, Actually

By Karen Schwartz June 2011

Adam Kellert had been an avid reader of fantasy fiction for years. And when a waterskiing accident in July 2009 left him on the couch with his two legs in casts, he started writing

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Wait until you meet your new co-workers!

The Gina Monologues | Comment

The New Graduate’s Guide to Awful Co-Workers

By Gina Volpe April 2011

May is here — and with it a slew of spritely college graduates charging into the workforce. New grads, I’d like to help with that transition. College, being a cesspool of ghastly

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Scallion - Homeless Guy

The Scallion | Comment

Whole Foods Market is Latest to Taunt City Leaders

By Drew P. Hodensack April 2011

Grocer secretly believes “the impoverished” make the best customers.

News spread quickly — courtesy of media outlets and city leaders alike — that luxury grocery chain

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